Never let it be said that Gnome Stew doesn’t keep up with the times. We’ve heard all this buzz about LLMs and CCCs and ROPs and whatever and we know that the future is AI. It’s one of the few rare advancements in technology that comes with no downsides and has no drama around it.

So, to keep up with the times, and hopefully put all of our gnome authors in the stew quicker, we have been hard at work synergizing the future and maximizing sharegnome profits with our own AGI – Artificial Gnome Intelligence! Introducing HATGPT – the next evolution in gaming and gamemastering advice!

While still in the initial phases of development, we have made sure our AGI is fully environmentally friendly. Well, it’s powered by hamsters on play wheels being force fed french fries, so there are some… undesirable… outputs from the power source. We tried to bypass the hamsters and just go with potato batteries, but the spuds were a dud so we cut them up and moved onto plan C. Unfortunately the Chipmunks started a band and got popular on tik tok, so we tried and tried again, finally – plan H for hamster provided viable results.

The thinking engine of the AGI is built from innovative future forward technologies and is 100% small batch and organic. You see, when you make stew out of gnomes, there are some parts that don’t cook well. Thanks to groundbreaking recycling efforts from Dr. Gnome-en-stein, we were able to take those leftover bits of greymatter, clump them together, wire em up, and stick them in a jar. One console input later and we were able to  launch HATGPT.