Gneed more gnomes in your gnext game? Of course you do! Every game can be improved with gnomes.

Gnow available as a free PDF to fuel your illicit late-night fantasies for your downloading pleasure, print-and-fold gnome miniatures in 1″ and 2″ sizes:

These babies were created by Stew authors John Arcadian and Matthew J. Neagley, and they’re dead simple to use.

All you gneed to do is cut on the solid lines, fold on the dotted lines, and slot the two sections of the base together, and you’ll have some sexy gnome standees. (For added stability, glue them to a penny.)

If you’re using the latest version of Acrobat, you can even replace our gnomes with your own gnome images.

Coming soon: awesome halfling miniatures! Gnomes rule, halflings drool!