Since I recently started running F.A.T.A.L., I’ve decided to switch gears a little bit here on Treasure Tables. From this point forward, all of my posts will be about F.A.T.A.L.

In the next few days, I’ll be compressing all of the post categories into just one, “GMing F.A.T.A.L.” I’m also going to add a web form where readers can input their nipple diameter and favorite orc sexual act, as well other vital information.

I am having a little trouble with the character generator, though. Here’s a screenshot of my first PC’s Sociality stats — what’s confusing me is that he likes be urinated on, preferably twice a day, but it says he’s unhappily married. How can this be?

Anyway, thanks for bearing with me through all of the non-F.A.T.A.L. chaff I’ve written about over the past few months. Rest assured, your long wait for new F.A.T.A.L. info is over!